FEB 25th ALREADY???

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What the shit? Why is this month moving so fast! Isn't this supposed to be the slowest month or something? I've done a bunch of work i can't show off on the web and it makes me cry daily ;____;

well... maybe not

I guess I should talk about Valentine's day or something.

Valentine's day was eventful. We went to a lovely restaurant called the Cactus Club, and since this is in Canada of course we were accompanied by many a mountie and roaming moose covered in maple syrup dragging their igloos behind them.

Actually, I couldn't believe the amount of ladies who had itty itty bitty skirts on. Like when you roll up to a party you expect there to be maybe 1 or 2 ladies with their lady parts on display, but damn. There was like a flock of them! So after the flock of vagina's had passed, we got the opportunity to see a dumbass redneck in a truck (F150 + retarded 5ft tires) roll over the car behind him. It was awesome.

Then we got seated for dinner. The food was great but there was only one problem... we got sat next to the loudest bunch of old people. I mean I can understand that the restaurant's decorative metal plating might be causing their hearing aids to malfunction. We got over it though and had some awesome food. That is until one of the slobbery banana eating wrinkly people decided to holler "SEX ENDED FOR ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL" hahaha Its fairly impossible for anything to ruin a meal for us, but we had to halt taking in some food for a second. James was giving me the the option of Logan's Run (with the age pushed back a bit... 30 is ridiculous) or satellite on the moon.

The end

it was fun though. The rest of this month has and will continue to be all business!!!


OH and I made my myspace awesome www.myspace.com/marleyzarcone even though I don't really use it much heheh
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noice. did I tell you kids I got Jenny Slay numbchux with her name on em for that awful holliday....well I did. happy so and so and such and such muggles. Also "there is no sanctuary"