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Dragon Age SPOILER WARNING by shortfury Dragon Age SPOILER WARNING by shortfury
An epic lady warrior :iconnernie: who I plan on making soup for in the near near future got me into Dragon Age. This game is bad for my future, so it is on indefinite lock down far far away from me.

IF THE COMIC WASN'T ENOUGH SPOILERS THEN MORE SPOILERS BELOW


Marian made a comic for it as well, and all I have to say is that's what she gets for not killing Logain. HAAAAA! JUSTICE!! I really wanted to use Duncan god damn you LOGAIN!!!!!!
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:iconscabsandscars:
scabsandscars Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
Love it!!!!!
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:icongoldeneyes2:
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
ESCANDALO   ha ha
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:iconlibasaurus:
Libasaurus Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
"Poisonous witch vagina" got me.  
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:icongoldeneyes2:
Goldeneyes2 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
ha ha ha ha
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:iconbubblesoflove:
Bubblesoflove Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
This...believe it or not actually makes me feel a lot better about making Alistair doing the Dark Ritual (even though I have the mods that allows you to skip the 'seeing' of dark ritual and show the before and after with your warden) but I tend to play on the 360 more.

And I love Alistair's reaction and I think the Warden's reaction matched everyone perfectly when they discovered this little 'loophole' of joining the Wardens.
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:iconmasaki141:
Masaki141 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
HA! hilarious, i love it
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:iconjadethebard95:
JadeTheBard95 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Student Writer
Bahahah this is why I get up in the morning!!! Why are you not running Bioware? BRILLIANCE!!!

"Poisonous with vagina..." I'm crying :D
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DxYxGx Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014   General Artist
really great. fun dialogue and characters and genre spin.
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:iconsacredbat07:
sacredbat07 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
well i wrote ".....hybrid of a tainted human and a equally tainted divine fallen dragon", i just realised that the baby will no be a hybrid, but a complete human(tainted, but not hybrid) with the soul of the old god of beauty urtehmiel...sorry, i got carried away LOL
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sacredbat07 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
i just love how morrigam it's all like "in order to save you two i have to bang your boyfriend(that she totally hate by the way) like ta pair of bunnies and get heavy with his child that going to be a hybrid of a tainted human and a equally tainted divine fallen dragon, to a secret purpuse thats(that will probally come back to bite the role thedas in the ass or save it, i am betting on the former), and the warden lirael it's totally into it, and the dismay of alistair is just fantastic and hilarious, come on alistair, i know your hate for morrigam holds no bonds, but she is a wicked sexy witch that wants to jump your bones(and since you both despice one another,it can only mean that you can never be to rough with one another, just wild, insane sex) and your girlfriend it's totally okay with it, plus thats all to save you both so you can finally live as lovebirds after the archdeamon it's killed, that the ultimate impossible fantasie coming true!! LOL
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fearlessforwarddrive Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD LOL
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EmeraldAqua Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
OMFG perfection. xD I love this~!
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:iconladycoldwinter:
LadyColdWinter Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
I love the Warden's face when going "Escandalo" - I get a very clear picture of how the rest of the playthrough was, troublemaking everywhere.
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:icondragoonyskin:
DragoonysKin Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
lol nice

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:icondemonhuntercatherine:
Omg I laughed so hard at this.
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:iconkeyofdementia:
KeyofDementia Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
HAHA, Cunt HARPIES. *giggles*
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:iconthejboy88:
Thejboy88 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013
Alistair is given a free cheat-on-your-girlfriend-with-no-consequences card and is upset over it. Most faithful love interest I've ever seen.
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sacredbat07 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
i think he is more upset about the fact that the woman he has to bang it's morrigam..........and the fact that she wants to have a baby that will be tainted from birth and with the soul of a fallen dragon like deity for some purpuse that maybe(and that a high "maybe") will come back to bite then in the ass later
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:iconkeyofdementia:
KeyofDementia Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
Oh I totally agree. xD 
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:iconamandalee1988:
AmandaLee1988 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Cunt Harpies ROFL
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:iconxhagast:
xhagast Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
So brutal. Lol.
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:iconironsides11:
ironsides11 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
I chose death :iconikilleditplz:
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:iconelina-tabris:
Elina-Tabris Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
Все отлично, но Морриган получилась слишком... не такой.
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:iconsakura-arte:
Sakura-Arte Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
Yeah. That was basically my reaction to Morrigan's proposition, too.
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:iconwilderstorm:
Wilderstorm Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
What is air. I can't stop laughing. Poisonous witch vagina. Pffffffffft.
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xxshadowbloodxx Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i was so mad when tht warden dude told me tht in the end i was like " i did all these friggin side quest to have one of us die???" then morrigan saved the day... and alistar had to suffer poisonus with vagina
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Dire-Lie Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah... wasn't too happy about the deal in the end.
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AlexaGV Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
Hilarious.
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MorriganXWarden Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Poisonous Witch Vaginas, that's new.
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grimm-cat Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XD Poisonous Witch Vaginas.
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Raistlin82 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
That's not "selfish" at all. It is actually very generous.
She decided to share instead of sending somebody to die. :)

Also, Riordan's line is hilarious. XD
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Lavandia Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
xDDDDD
your chara is kind of charming xD
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:icongamergirl32:
gamergirl32 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2011
i love harpy cunt im gonna use that
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VaryagOfMiklagaard Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
What I dont get is that if there is magic that can make a child bear the Archdaemon why isint there magic that can seal a soul of a creature in a object? You know like in Diablo????????
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Warrior536 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
Most likely there is but the chantry goes "MAGIC BAD!" so nobody ends up knowing about it and the spell is lost somewhere in an old tome in a remote circle.
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ryanthemadman Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2011
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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:iconloopashinigara:
LoopaShinigara Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*giggle* poor alistair, oh how he suffers ^_^
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xiShadowWolfx Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lmao :D
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Leonatis1084 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011
lmao nice
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Sketchyeh Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDDDDDDD

I fell of my chair laughing so hard XDDD

" poisonous witch vagina " XD LOL
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:iconashenim:
Ashenim Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Okay, I was laughing so hard I about died! Very nice!
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:iconhellmouth:
Hellmouth Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011
The last panel is all sorts of hilarious.
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:iconshenans:
shenans Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
I laughed at this. A fine comic indeed!
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Faithbreaker27 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011
my mage was like that when morrigan said it morrigans my bff so.. i took her deal :( alistair said oh k fast iwas like do you like morrigan?! he was like troll face :trollface: xD
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Pathshaper Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2011  Student General Artist
ESCANDALO. lmao.
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:iconflexduster:
flexduster Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Student Writer
omg haha, awesomeness! :D
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G1PR0WL Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011
HARPY CUNTS.

This is great, thank you so much for it. I love your color pallet and how you draw teh peeplz. Dragon Age is addicting but unfulfilling. How angry it makes me.
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Revenance-VX Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011
I..
wha..
did you just combine hilarious humour with FREAKING AWESOME ART?
There are no words. Excuse me while I silently fall in love.
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piratechick24 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
I haven't finished the game, but the spoiler is good, because I happen to like Alistair. I don't like the idea of poisonous witch vagina, but as long as he doesn't get any nasties, I guess it's okay.
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connordavisj Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2011
Poor, poor, Alistair. :P
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